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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?(2024-11-20 06:00:10)

But most just have 4.

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‘Simpsons’ Legend Mike Reiss Awards Himself ‘Emmy for Best New Orphan’ After His Mother’s Passing(2024-11-19 18:00:06)

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By Keegan Kelly Published: November 18th, 2024
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Did you hear the news?(2024-11-19 18:00:05)

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Conan O’Brien Spelled Out the Problem with Hosting the Oscars Two Weeks Before Announcing He Had the Gig(2024-11-19 11:00:03)

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By JM McNab Published: November 15th, 2024
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How do you make holy water?(2024-11-19 06:00:04)

You boil the hell out of it

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