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What does a clock do when it's hungry?(2026-03-03 06:00:09)

It goes back four seconds!

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?(2026-03-02 18:00:05)

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"(2026-03-02 06:00:10)

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?(2026-03-01 18:00:04)

They are two tired

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Why don't oysters give to charity?(2026-03-01 06:00:06)

Because they're shellfish.

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