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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...(2026-02-11 06:00:11)

It was a soft drink.

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?(2026-02-10 18:00:09)

Because then it'd be a foot!

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Why don't oysters give to charity?(2026-02-10 06:00:04)

Because they're shellfish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.(2026-02-09 18:00:04)

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...(2026-02-09 06:00:11)

It was a soft drink.

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