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I wrote a song about math

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Became A Member Of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM.

Became a member of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM. on 10-22-2024.

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?(2026-04-23 06:00:04)

Because then it'd be a foot!

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?(2026-04-22 18:00:10)

Because they would crack each other up.

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What's blue and not very heavy?(2026-04-22 06:00:04)

Light blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?(2026-04-21 18:00:04)

No, cows go moo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.(2026-04-21 06:00:09)

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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