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Why are fish easy to weigh?(2025-01-11 06:00:04)

Because they have their own scales.

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?(2025-01-10 18:00:04)

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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We Now Know Exactly Which ‘Abbott Elementary’ Character Belongs in the ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Universe(2025-01-10 18:00:04)

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By Keegan Kelly Published: January 08th, 2025
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Andy Samberg Calls ‘SNL’s Cue Card System ‘Psychotic’(2025-01-10 11:00:03)

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By JM McNab Published: January 08th, 2025
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?(2025-01-10 06:00:09)

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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