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Became A Member Of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM.

Became a member of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM. on 10-22-2024.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?(2026-01-09 06:00:06)

Because he is 2 square.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?(2026-01-08 18:00:06)

Bless you!

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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?(2026-01-08 06:00:04)

Inheritance

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?(2026-01-07 18:00:15)

He was too far out, man.

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Rob Reiner Saved ‘Seinfeld’ From Cancellation, According to Jerry(2026-01-07 11:00:10)

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By Keegan Kelly Published: December 16th, 2025
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