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I wrote a song about math

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Became a member of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM. on 10-22-2024.

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?(2026-01-31 06:00:10)

They work on so many levels.

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?(2026-01-30 18:00:07)

They're really good at it.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?(2026-01-30 06:00:04)

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?(2026-01-29 18:00:04)

They are two tired

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"(2026-01-29 06:00:04)

Pop,goes the weasel.

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