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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?(2025-04-12 06:00:09)

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?(2025-04-11 18:00:14)

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.(2025-04-11 06:00:04)

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?(2025-04-10 18:00:15)

Because it's not stroganoff.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?(2025-04-10 06:00:04)

It was two-tired.

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