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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.(2026-03-04 18:00:10)

You'll strain your eyes.

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Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel.(2026-03-04 06:00:12)

You can only use a low ha.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?(2026-03-03 18:00:04)

Because they're shellfish.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?(2026-03-03 06:00:09)

It goes back four seconds!

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?(2026-03-02 18:00:05)

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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