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Became a member of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM. on 10-22-2024.

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?(2025-08-05 06:00:05)

Ten-tickles!

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Here Are Hank’s Funniest Lines in the ‘King of the Hill’ Revival(2025-08-04 18:00:06)

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By Keegan Kelly Published: August 04th, 2025
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What's the best thing about a Boolean?(2025-08-04 18:00:05)

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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‘King of the Hill’ Just Hit Joe Rogan-Types Below the Belt(2025-08-04 11:00:04)

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By Keegan Kelly Published: August 04th, 2025
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?(2025-08-04 06:00:11)

Because then it'd be a foot!

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