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Became A Member Of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM.

Became a member of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM. on 10-22-2024.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?(2025-10-10 18:00:06)

Because they're shellfish.

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The Common Enemy of ‘South Park’ and ‘Family Guy’ Finally Files for Bankruptcy(2025-10-10 18:00:06)

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By Keegan Kelly Published: October 09th, 2025
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The Extended Cut of the Taylor Swift Jimmy Fallon Interview Is Horrifically On Brand(2025-10-10 11:00:11)

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By Opheli Garcia Lawler Published: October 09th, 2025
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?(2025-10-10 06:00:05)

Because they would crack each other up.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"(2025-10-09 18:00:37)

Pop,goes the weasel.

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